Hire Al.
Chair. Button. 4,812 pending transactions.
HUMAN IN THE LOOP
Meet Al.
He is
the loop.
Every automated system has one person it has to wait for. This one has Al.
Not AI. Al. He's stopped correcting people.
THE APPROVAL QUEUE
4,812pending
0approved by you
Al is one guy. Be patient.
A roadmap.
Pending approval.
Each phase ships when he approves it. He has not approved it.
Get to work.
Approve. Approve. Coffee. Approve.
Upgrade the desk.
Second monitor requested. By Al. Pending Al.
Hire help.
Second human quits. Al gets two chairs.
Replace Al with AI.
AI requests a human. Rehire Al.
Go home.
Clear the queue. Retire. Exit the loop.
Fund the coffee.
The first thing he approved on his own.
Approve.
You know how this goes.
Al's wardrobe.
Same Al. Different shift.
One outfit per shift. The one he's wearing today is marked.
01BIRTHDAY AL
Oct 4
02MANAGEMENT AL
Mondays
03REMOTE AL
Wednesdays
04VACATION AL
Fridays
05MECHANIC AL
Tuesdays
06RACER AL
Saturdays
07BARISTA AL
Thursdays
08RAIN DELAY AL
When it rains
09OFF-DUTY AL
Sundays
10FORMAL AL
New Year
11SPACE AL
Halloween
12HOLIDAY AL
Dec 24–26
No payroll. Just coffee.
Al doesn't get paid. There is a coffee fund. You can approve it.
Approve a coffee ↗
Coffee wallet coming soon.
Tokenomics
He's getting to it.
1BSupply
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